December 11, 2010

Creative Lubrication

I don’t generally think that anything Lady Gaga says, sings or does is worth repeating. Admittedly, her reputation was doomed the minute I met an obnoxious girl dressed as her on Halloween wearing nothing but balloons and stilettos. But this past summer she (the singer, not the look-a-like) announced her fears to Vanity Fair of her precious creative juices escaping through her vagina during sex. Lady Gaga finally won my attention.

When I first read the quote in the National Post, “I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina”, I found the statement over dramatic and painfully righteous. This says a lot considering the fact that I flaunt both behaviours daily. However, I soon found myself pondering if this statement might possibly be something more profound.

In a literary sense, we have all heard and accepted that creative inspiration “flows” and “juices”...but have you stopped to think about where these “creative juices are flowing” from and why creativity is so commonly conceptualized in liquid form? Perhaps likening these “juices” to sexual bodily fluids is not an absurd concept. After all, I believe we cultivate both sexual and creative energy in much the same way: by yearning for connection, expression and the opportunity to reveal a deeper part of yourself to others; by a desire to relish in the moment and stand still in time; or by demanding a release or escape from emotions that have overcome you.

So regardless if you are standing before a naked body or a naked canvas, maybe the bottom line is…what really turns you on?

And...can these urges (sexual and artistic) both thrive in chorus with one another or is Guru Lady Gaga onto something here…does one ebb in order for the other to flow?

I have always considered myself a creative spirit and wouldn’t say from experience that sex has diminished that will. But I could argue (for the purpose of this discussion) that physical relations, no matter how whimsical, provide an outlet for expression and energy that art otherwise might.

I’ve only ever experienced situational “abstinence” from sex once in my life. Partially imposed by physical separation from a distant lover, and largely imposed by the restraints of Ashram living. For six months I basically avoided intimate experiences of that nature completely. Never before had I felt that level of sexual repression and frustration. What emerged was a deeply subconscious, bizarre imagination that could not be reckoned with. That period in my life was defined by a string of impressionable and vivid dreams; drawings on my furniture, my walls, my notebooks and myself; and free flowing guitar tunes and thoughts that my hand repeatedly failed to catch up to.

My creative juices had nowhere else to go, but to flow out of my hands and my mouth effortlessly and continuously like a deep exhale.

But even after my abstinence retreat, I am no Lady Gaga.

I guess sex keeps getting in the way.

December 5, 2010

Christmas Crafts and Holiday Humour

So, stealing from other people's blogs is a dirty habit to get into, but when I saw this little knitted womb something inside me just yelled "miiine!". Not only do I want to own one , I want to make one (many!) and I want for other people to own them. I want to post pictures and a link to instructions and I want to pretend for just a minute what it would be like to be the person who had this idea, first! Wow.

So...with all this enthusiasm, the best I can do is commemorate their ingenious by referencing this crafty idea on my site for many more to see.

If any of you ladies can knit...(my crocheting skills aren't womb-able, unfortunately)...I hope someone decides to take on this pattern. You can find it (and more amazing pictures of said cuddly womb) here: http://knitty.com/ISSUEwinter04/PATTwomb.html

And for those that are better with sewing needles than knitting ones, why not try a grown-up puppet?

Apparently these come in handy for those in the childbirth education world...a nice prop to enhance your teaching...but given the high price and apparent demand, they must have a wealth of other uses....not all of which I'm sure I can come up with yet...but that doesn't say I wouldn't be thrilled to have one of these silky gems in my stocking! Should you want some artistic inspiration or to purchase these critters, check out www.yoni.com/vulvas/holidayvulvas.htmlNote: if you want some more affordable options, follow the links for "Wondrous Vulva" and "Mini" Puppets....haha...I love how I'm writing as if anyone else would be as serious about this as I am. Come 'on...any midwifery students out there wanting to get your profs an end-of-term gift?